When Crap 
Hits Fan
When Crap 
Hits Fan

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"When Crap Hits Fan" was founded by a Wisconsin Army National Guard Veteran (Military Police), former Police Officer, and Healthcare Security and Safety Officer who saw a need for popular personal self-defense items and equipment that is affordable and easy to access. 


 (Must be 18 years of age or older to purchase our items.)

Our Products

Why Choose Us

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We offer a wide range of self-defense items such as electric stun devices, pepper spray, expandable steel batons, large assortment of knives, keychain alarm, portable door stop alarms, etc. 


     Self-Defense - Safety - Security

Why Choose Us

Why Choose Us

Why Choose Us

At When Crap Hits Fan, we pride ourselves on our exceptional customer service and our commitment to provide items that best fit your self-defense needs. The owner is a safety expert. He is available to answer most questions you may have and help you find the right products for your needs.


Don't be a victim without some type of protection...

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