Personal Protection - Emergency Readiness - Everyday Defense
Ready When Life Isn't
When things go wrong, preparation matters. When Crap Hits the Fan provides reliable self-defense tools, emergency readiness gear, and everyday personal protection products designed for real life — not just worst-case scenarios. From non-lethal self-defense options and safety tools to practical emergency preparedness equipment, our mission is simple: help you stay ready, stay protected, and stay in control when situations turn unpredictable. Whether you are preparing for personal safety, travel security, or emergency situations, we provide dependable protection solutions you can trust when it matters most.
Stun Guns
Stun guns are the most popular self defense choice next to pepper sprays.
More Info Animal Repellents
Protection from aggressive animals with a electronic deterrent or specially formulated pepper sprays.
More Info Diversion Safes
These household hidden safes allow you to hide valuables in plain site.
More Info Safety Lights
From pet safety lights to self defense flashlights.
More Info Pepper Spray
Pepper spray irritates the eyes to cause a burning sensation, pain, and temporary blindness.
More Info Knives
Folding, Butterfly, Automatic, Disguised and Throwing Knives
More Info Dummy Cameras
They look like the real thing and discourage illegal activity like the real thing.
More Info Throwing Stars
Throwing stars are fun, but not toys. Many models to choose from.
More Info Mace Pepper Spray
The Mace brand pepper spray is the most well known. Many models to choose from.
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telescopic batons
Gives you extended reach. Available in 12", 16", 21" and 26"
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Barking Dog Alarm
Popular security devices that mimic the sound of a barking dog to deter potential intruders.
More Info Self Defense Key Chains
These handy self defense keychains provide personal protection when needed.
More Info Personal Alarms
Personal alarms are electronic devices carried or worn that can be used as safety alarm, panic alarm or medical alarm.
More Info Stun Batons / Flashlights
Stun batons give reach to deliver an electric shock to incapacitate an individual.
More Info Home Alarms
Motion, window and glass breakage alarms for your home.
More Info Security Scanners
Great for security at bars, nightclubs, schools, security guards and airports.
More Info HIDDEN cAMERAS
We have models for home or office and to wear on your person. All with built-in DVR.
More Info Pepper Guns
Pepper guns provide powerful, non-lethal self-defense by firing pepper spray projectiles from a distance.
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Taser
Electroshock weapons that deliver high-voltage electrical pulses to incapacitate targets through neuromuscular incapacitation.
More Info Tactical Pen
Tactical pen is disguised self defense weapon designed for striking and glass breaking.
More Info "Thank you for the discount and the speedy delivery. Great products and the best service."
Adam Schram 
"The door and window alarms I bought from you worked perfectly. My mom has dementia and is always wandering off. She has even climbed out windows. Thankfully, we only have one floor. Thank you."
Monica Barnett "I love the pen hidden camera I got from you. I use it in my college classes to record classes and sometimes leave it in my dorm room to make sure nothing is stolen."
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Butterfly Trench Knife with Knuckle Guard 11″ Overall — 5-Inch Serrated Stainless Steel Blade, Removable Metal Knuckle Guard, Latch Safety, Available in Black, Plasma, and Stainless Steel
Original price was: $19.95.$16.95Current price is: $16.95. Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page - Sale!
Wildfire 1.4% MC Pepper Gel Stream with Flip Top Actuator — 2 Million SHU, UV Dye, Sticks Like Glue, Indoor Safe with No Overspray, Available in 2 oz and 4 oz Sizes for Home Car and Travel
Price range: $18.66 through $21.21 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page - Sale!
Cat Strike Self-Defense Keychain — Ultra-Tough Polymer Plastic, Pointed Ear Strike Tips, Finger-Grip Eye Holes, Made in the USA, 6 Colors Including Glow-in-the-Dark, Compact 3.25 x 2.13 Inch, Keyring Included
Original price was: $8.97.$7.62Current price is: $7.62. Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page - Sale!
Safety Technology Personal Panic Alarm 130dB with 350-Lumen Strobe Light — Ring-Style Pull Pin, Keychain Attachment, ABS Rubberized Body, CR2032 Batteries Included, Black Blue and Pink
Original price was: $15.00.$12.75Current price is: $12.75. Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page - Sale!
Pepper Shot 1.2% MC ½ oz Pepper Spray Halo Holster 2,000,000 SHU — Quick Release Keychain, Stream Pattern, 6-8 Feet Range, UV Dye, 11 Colors with Rhinestone and Leopard
Price range: $10.20 through $11.05 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page - Sale!
Safety Technology Runt Stun Gun Rechargeable 80,000,000 Volts — 4.5 Milliamp, 100-Lumen LED Flashlight, Disable Pin Wrist Strap, Rubberized Grip, 4 Colors Available, Nylon Holster Included
Original price was: $20.00.$17.00Current price is: $17.00. Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page - Sale!
Telescopic Steel Baton with Rubber Handle — Expandable 16, 21, or 26 Inches, Flick-of-Wrist Deployment, Nylon Holster Included, Solid Steel Construction, Compact Carry
Price range: $21.20 through $24.60 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page - Sale!
Photo Frame Diversion Safe — Functional Picture Display, 7.625″ x 5.875″ x 1.3125″ Hidden Interior, Fits Desk or Shelf, Discreet Storage for Cash, Jewelry, and Documents
Original price was: $19.95.$16.95Current price is: $16.95. Add to cart - Sale!
Glass Break Alarm 100dB 2-Pack — Vibration Sensor, Peel-and-Stick Installation, 30-Second Siren, Auto-Reset, Battery Powered Window Security for Home and Office
Original price was: $15.00.$12.75Current price is: $12.75. Add to cart - Sale!
Pro Scan Handheld Metal Detector Security Wand — Professional Threat Detection, Handgun Detection at 5 Inches, Operates 5°F to 131°F, Battery Level Indicator, Leatherette Holster, Lifetime Warranty
Original price was: $27.00.$22.95Current price is: $22.95. Add to cart - Sale!
HD Pen Hidden Camera with Built-In DVR — 1080P Video at 25fps, 32GB Memory Card Included, Rechargeable Battery, 1.5-Hour Recording, One-Button Operation, USB Computer Download, Professional Design
Original price was: $49.95.$42.46Current price is: $42.46. Add to cart - Sale!Out of stock
Shorty Flashlight Stun Gun 75,000,000 Volts — 4.7 Milliamp Output, 120-Lumen LED, Aircraft Aluminum Construction, Rechargeable Lithium Battery, Nylon Holster, Wrist Strap, On/Off Safety Switch
Original price was: $25.95.$22.06Current price is: $22.06. Read more
