About Us
Welcome to WhenCrapHitsFan.com. It is my hope you are able to find the type of Self Defense Products you are looking for at very affordable price points.
A little background why I started my new business. In the late 70’s and early 80’s I signed up at the age of 19 to join the Wisconsin Army National Guard to become a Military Police Officer. Spent 6 years in the National Guard not entirely as an MP (whole other story).
Was hired as a part-time armed security officer for a nuclear plant on the east side of Wisconsin while attending school for Police Science. Also hired as a part-time Police Officer in Southwest Wisconsin. Talk about putting miles on my car from Green Bay to work 45 miles south and when I was done with that Friday night 11 pm shift I would drive 260 miles to work part-time police job in southwest Wisconsin Saturday at 7 am or the 7 pm shift.
“So what?” you are thinking. It was my childhood dream to be a police officer. To protect the people of my community.
Fast forward Post Covid, July 2021. Getting closer to looking forward to retirement. Now working as a part-time bus driver and sales of Amish raised beef and pork needing a full-time job with benefits.
Bango, I applied for a Security Officer position, was hired and I am still working there helping protect staff, visitors and patients. I look forward each day enteracting with people.
Almost age 68, I don’t golf, I enjoy fishing but no boat, really no hobbies except work. So, keeping with the theme of helping people and the huge need for Self-Defense Products I decided to start this business and I am glad to assist you in protecting yourself and your loved ones.
Looking forward to earning your business in the near future.