A Hiding Spot That Actually Does Something Useful
Most diversion safes sit on shelves pretending to be products. This one hangs on your wall and actually works as a thermometer. That extra layer of function means it has a genuine reason to be wherever you put it — porch, kitchen, garage, patio. It reads the temperature and hides your valuables at the same time.
Who This Diversion Safe Is For
Homeowners who want a hiding spot that doesn’t just sit there but earns its place on the wall. Folks with porches, patios, or garages who want outdoor concealment. Anyone who appreciates that the most believable hiding spot is one that’s actually being used for something real.
It’s a smart option for vacation homes, too — a thermometer on the porch is expected, not suspicious.
Is This the Right Choice for You?
Choose the Thermometer Diversion Safe if you want:
- A working, dual-function diversion safe that reads real temperature
- Wall-mounted concealment for indoor or outdoor use
- A long, narrow compartment suited for rolled bills or flat items
Consider something else if you need:
- Wider interior space for bulkier items
- A portable safe for travel
How It Actually Works
Hang it on a wall like any thermometer. The front face reads the actual temperature, so it has a legitimate reason to be there. Behind the thermometer, a concealed compartment runs 6 inches long, giving you a narrow but surprisingly useful space. Rolled-up cash, a spare key, a small flash drive — they all fit.
The design is simple because it doesn’t need to be complicated. The security comes from the fact that nobody in the history of break-ins has ever pulled a thermometer off the wall to check behind it.
Quick Comparison: How Does the Thermometer Safe Stack Up?
| Feature | Thermometer Safe | Wall Socket Safe | Shave Cream Safe | Lockbox |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dual Function | Reads temperature ✔ | Looks like outlet | Looks like product | Security only |
| Placement | Indoor/outdoor wall ✔ | Wall-mounted | Shelf | Anywhere |
| Interior Length | 6 inches ✔ | 5 inches | 3.25 inches | Varies |
| Portability | Wall-mounted | Wall-mounted | Portable ✔ | Portable ✔ |
| Cost | Under $8 ✔ | Under $10 | Under $35 | $25-100 |
| Best For | Porch, patio, garage walls | Indoor wall hiding | Bathroom shelf | Visible security |
Practical Details
Weighs 0.2 lbs. Interior dimensions: 1 5/8″ x 7/8″ x 6″. Works as a functioning thermometer. Suitable for indoor or outdoor wall mounting. No batteries needed for the thermometer — no tools needed beyond a nail or hook to hang it.
Smart security is security that doesn’t look like security. Hang it up, let it do its job, and know your valuables are right where you left them.
Frequently Asked Questions
Does the thermometer actually work?
Yes, it functions as a real thermometer that reads the actual temperature. This dual-purpose design means it has a legitimate reason to hang wherever you put it, which makes it even less likely that anyone would suspect it’s hiding something.
What fits inside the compartment?
The interior is 1 5/8″ x 7/8″ x 6″ — narrow but long. It’s well-suited for rolled cash, flat keys, small jewelry pieces, flash drives, or anything slim that fits within those dimensions. Think of it as a long, thin hiding slot.
Can I mount this outside?
Yes, it’s designed for both indoor and outdoor use. A thermometer on a porch or patio is completely natural and expected, which makes it an ideal spot for a spare key or emergency cash that nobody would think to disturb.







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